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Mattagement

Folks responsible for the disruption and destruction of an otherwise functional project, process, or company. Also, maladministered leadership or guidance.
The project was progressing swimmingly until mattagement stepped in.
by anonymous May 2, 2021
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matatependeja

Really dumb yet HOT tiktoker that I follow. Also REALLY funny✊
“Hey have you seen matatependejas TikToks”
“I’m a real fan, I’ve been with them since the beginning🗣”
by User291$40208 May 3, 2021
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Matt(hew)

Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)
"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
by diagrammer101 May 4, 2021
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matotoot

Matotoot is malia/mato/matofart :)
HI MATOTOOT
by UWUWUWUWUWWUWUWUWUWUWLOL May 19, 2021
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Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!
Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe
by Matt parke May 26, 2021
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manttie

A person who usually likes to be an F boy and brag about being in sports.
Manttie is alway talking about football but is a water boy
by Manttie May 26, 2021
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Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.
Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?
by Longfellow D June 7, 2021
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