Jonny Hunt

noun ; A soft, innanimate object. Contact with will most likely result in a serious rash, or irritation. Latches on to anything in close proximity. Prone to break under pressure.

verb; under-perform

noun; 'Oh look, there's a Jonny Hunt over there'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'

verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008

johhny

The correct response to give when someone online asks for your age, sex, and location. Spamming is encouraged.

"Hey!"
"Hello there."
"asl?"
"JOHHNY JOHHNY JOHHNY JOHHNY JOHHNY JOHHNY"

Your conversational partner has disconnected

by eccentroBiologist October 15, 2011

johnnycab

a person at work that doesnt really work but makes it look he does.

All that guy does is walk around the office and talk to people and carry stuff in his hands so that he looks busy, hes such a johnnycab.

by a nonymous November 8, 2005

johnye

john mayer + kanye west = johnye

Yo, who sings that dope ass song, bittersweet?
-hoe, JOHNYE does.

by giiiiirl January 3, 2009

Johnnald

a person that works real hard and wants the best for his family first and friends, peoples person, loves to eat and spend time with family and longs to have real friends that will be there for him, same way he will be for them. passionate man, loving, kind, caring,funny, attractive, my hero!

who I want to be when i grow up, Johnnald!

by looking for a hero February 3, 2010

Johney Darko

A very dark, almost crispy african american individle. Who has stand out white teeth.

Peter Mensah (spartacus blood and sand) is a Johney Darko

by Lil wayns cousin November 2, 2011

Johnney

A man with an ass the size of Jupiter. Has huge shoulders. And has outgoing love for the homies. Johnney’s tend to have huge penises and amazing man boobs.

Man did you see that guy. I bet he is a Johnney.

by Zackery Cooksey July 29, 2020