Nig-Ass

A Nig-Ass is some one or something that is acting dumb or retarded.

Friend 1 : Quit being a Nig-Ass!

Freind 2: Youre the Nig-Ass!

by boiboi999 June 29, 2019

ass-a-claptor

When a man's balls hit the girls ass, creating an almost clapping like sound.

Tammy asked Ron if she could hear the good old ass-a-claptor.

by jaxbrandonsam March 6, 2009

ass to fabric

When someone isn't wearing panties or underwear and their ass funk is making contact with their pants, shorts.

Bro she's not wearing any underwear. ..
Straight ass to fabric bro

by Guamanian invasion July 19, 2014

Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009

Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

humong-ass

A person with a humongous ass.

This ass is so big, people jog around it for exercise.
This ass is so big, when you climb on top of it, your ears pop.
This ass is so big, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house!!

Now that is a humong-ass!
She's cute but, what a humong-ass she has.

by M-A-R-K-B October 19, 2009