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Holy cross high school chorley

A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks
girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*

Holy cross high school chorley
by Shingler May 31, 2023
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HOLY Water SEX MOVE

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins
The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil
by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023
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Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
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Holy

Of or relating to George Weasley after his ear was magically removed.
"Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?"

George's holy joke after his incident
by Mimirenee June 25, 2023
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Holy Goff

Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens
Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa

Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit

Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)

Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?

Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff
by ANAL Bible thumping June 27, 2023
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Holy OC blesser

When OC pu to junior to bless everyone and chev gets happy hes getting blessed in junior and not doing latin with the doc
Guy said "bro holy OC blesser's nic got stolen at the function, it was probably the person that wrote this ong"
by BGBabushka February 24, 2023
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Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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