Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

Conner Gaines

Tall boy, dungeon master, honorary frog, future general

Wow! That guy right there is such a Conner Gaines! Everyone loves him!

by froggyboy2025 February 19, 2025

Capital Gains Tax

1. The person selling my assets doesn't own them.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.

Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

beginner gains

The rapid and big strength gains you make as a beginner who just started on the gym. It often is what makes new gym goers stick although it can be used as a negative term by gym rats for someone who just started hitting the gym.

"that guy has gotten really strong in just a month"
"yeah, the beginner gains are starting to show up"

by anic17 May 24, 2025

Personal Gain

If you don't pay for my labor I'll kill your kids. As many as I can.

Hym "It doesn't matter if I'm doing it for my own personal gain or to appease lord Jashin if you don't pay I will kill a child."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Riley Gaines

a meaningless award given to a loser in order to soothe their bruised ego; participation trophy

"The university's athletics director adamantly refuses to award a Riley Gaines of any kind because he believes that awards should be earned and that nobody is entitled to recognition that they don't deserve."

by Russ Hood July 1, 2025

Oscar Gain

Oscar Gain is the cutest Asian boy you'll ever meet, all the girls fumble him. He has veins all over his body, including heaps all over his 10 inch dih. He is most well known for his intelligence and charm, every girl he meets falls for him, but his ego is too big and he realises he doesn't need anyone else. He loves being complimented and will glaze you if you glaze him first. Also he is really good at football, even Ronaldo called him better.

Girl 1: "OSCAR GAIN IS SO HOTTTTTT!"
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT GIMME HIS 10 INCH VEINY AHH DIH RIGHT NOW!"

by ClankerHater67 September 9, 2025