crusty pussy

When the guy cums on the girls pussy and waits for the cum to dry up until it's crusty.

Megan likes to eat crusty pussy.

by Definitons101 June 9, 2016

Pussy Soup

When a female gets extremely aroused her vagina becomes very wet making a soup and her vagina then acts like a bowl for the soup.

Recommeded Serving Suggestions:

1) Keep legs elevated until time to serve so the soup stays warms and does not spill out.
2) When ready to eat lower legs and dig in!

Jim: Did you get with Julie last night?

Bob: Hell yeah dude her pussy soup was so amazing I had to have seconds!

Jim: Sweet, I might have to try a bowl of her tasty pussy soup!

by sabubbles September 10, 2009

Pussy Pirate

Someone, usually a new/infrequent acquaintance, who is constantly trying to sabotage your relationship with your girlfriend in the hopes of swooping in and taking your place.

Chauncy: I'm gonna be at the party around 10, you guys coming?
Ruttiger: Yeah, Svetlana and me should be there around that time.... man, I hope Hanns isn't gonna be there
Chauncy: Why not?
Ruttiger: Dude, that guy is a total pussy pirate. I swear he's making a play for Svetlana
Chauncy: huh. wanna pop a cap in his ass?

by Dishpan Hanns May 22, 2010

Pussy police

Usually the female friend that tries to prevent any males from hooking up with her attractive friend. Very similar to the cockblock

Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
Girl: Ummm...
Pussy police: (interrupts) No, you cant. She already has 1!

by L!ndizzle October 14, 2011

man pussy

A gay man's raging insatiable rectum.

My man pussy is so hungry it will eat that whole watermelon and spit out the seeds!

by Vern Nacular October 6, 2006

Firetruck Pussy

Simply means a woman's pussy that looks like it was hit with a Firetruck.

Paris Hilton has the worst Firetruck Pussy I have ever seen! Her up skirt photos made one of my teeth fall out!

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008

pound a pussy

to have a hard/fast/rough sex

he is going to pound a pussy

by coldhearted May 15, 2014