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death metaller

A term for a person who is an active listener of Death Metal. Usually Death Metal is the only genre they listen to and they condemn all other music. Usually Power Metal, Nu-Metal, Rap, and Emo. Most Death Metallers heard so much as 10 seconds of a song in each of those genres, or just hate them because another Death Metaller hates them.

Usually Death Metallers are anti-social. They believe that listening to Metal makes them superior to anyone who doesn't. They take music way too seriously, they never talk to anyone who likes music other than Death Metal. So usually they have few or no friends. So they talk on Metal forums such as the Ultimate Metal forum. Conversations on those forums are usually about Metal, how everything besides Metal sucks, and how everyone is an idiot for making fun of them for liking Death Metal. Death Metallers are usually assholes to you if you don't like Death Metal, if you talk to one about music other than Death Metal you will most likely get a "you're fucking retarded". It is hard to talk to a Death Metaller about anything other than music because thats all that they are interested in.

In short Death Metallers are usually narrow minded anti-social elitists.
Death Metallers are narrow minded anti-social elitists.
by joe725 January 9, 2008
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Death Star

After performing a Space Docking, which includes shitting in a woman's vagina, you proceed to have sexual intercourse with that same woman.
Brian: "Man...that girl was crazy last night. She wanted me to Space Dock her."
Dan: "Did you fucking Death Star afterwards?"
Brian: "Damn I right I did!"
Dan: "Word"
by Daniel Poulos May 12, 2007
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death star

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Ever since the Star Wars movies came out, people in Calgary, Alberta have referred to Edmonton as the "Death Star". This is likely because it is the seat of the Provincial government and the home of the Edmonton Oilers hockey club.
When given the choice of either moving to the Death Star or being laid off, Bruno decided that being laid off was really an opportunity in disguise.
by vvonfuji May 22, 2005
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Deaths Head

A symbol that represents hardcore headbangers! Also used in Nazi Germany but doesn't mean you're racist! But I Am
Hey dudes I'm wearing Death's Head, "Cool Mikey, Heil Hitler!".
by Mikey May 13, 2005
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loos and death

What happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.
Lil Kurt has loos and death.
by Shawn B. May 9, 2003
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Kiss of Death

When a gay man throws just enough shade that you can't tell if he's being nice or cruel, yet you can't deny what he says is true and you can't fight back.
Guy #1: Why does Maria have that look of shock on her face?
Guy #2: I gave her the Kiss of Death.

Guy #1: How?
Guy #2: I told her that dressed looked great the first time she wore it this week.
Guy #1: *Mouth Pop*...Kiss of Death, indeed.
by Bibliophile88 June 2, 2016
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Death Metal

The crap that bands make when they can't think of anything good. Usually reserved for the most untalented.
Hell, even the my bro's garage band can play death metal.
by Mikel jo December 28, 2005
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