Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting

Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression

by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019

Depression

Something i have, i feel perfectly amazing :)

(Im good, really..)

"Bro, i think i might have Depression.."

"What? Do you need to talk to someone?"

"No, im fine."

"Are you sure?"

"No, i am dying inside"

by XYungDaggerDickX March 14, 2021

midnight depression

when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.

Man i got midnight depression last night, i don't know what was happening with me.

by KrivRedDragon July 8, 2020

Depression

The definition of my entire being

"Are you depressed?"

"No, I am depression."

"Oh-kayyy then."

by Demon of The Bridge September 18, 2021

national cure someones depression with nudes day

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day

hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day

by Gerson755 June 8, 2020

postponed show depression

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.

person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"

by Livingngaming March 13, 2020

herbal depression

Deppression caused by herbal substances ( perferbably herbal tea)

This is the face of herbal depression-_-

by Herbalteadeppression April 23, 2018