Crazy mikel

Someone who is very obsessed and controlling of a person.

Person 1: Oh my gosh my boyfriend won't leave me alone! He's ALWAYS with me.!
Person 2: You need to leave him. He's being such a crazy mikel

by The Gay Mascurade January 10, 2018

crazy card

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card

person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”

by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023

Crazy Face

A face that a slightly attractive or friendly looking person (whom you don't know) makes that makes you think twice about them, your opinion depends on the crazy face.

But a crazy face is simply a face that someone makes the makes that person look crazy or questionable.

you can also make this face at people to scare them away from you or just confuse them.

Gatrey- i was talking to this kid at school...
Jen- yeah? and...?
Gatrey- well he made this face and I couldn't think of him as hot anymore... just.. the face!
Jen- GURL! you got crazy face-d
Gatrey- dammit.

by GRAAHHHHHHHHHH June 10, 2011

Crazy

Someone that would beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.

You’re a crazy bastard

by Brodym4ster June 2, 2022

one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.

Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

by MasterFast December 13, 2014

Crazy Lubricated Topper

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home

That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.

by frandern August 31, 2010