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Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.
James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”
by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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joshua chode

In Korean, the word 'Joshua' means big boy. A chode is a penis that is longer in girth than length. Thus when combining the words you get 'Big Boy Chode'. Usually used as a compliment in Korea.
Nick- You've got a Joshua Chode!
Solvin- I'm not that big!
by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021
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Pogo Chode

When you chop off your legs and move around by bouncing on your penis like a pogo stick.
I need to get to my terminal fast, I'm going to cut off my legs and hop on my Pogo Chode over to my plane.
by Paul Petrol September 19, 2024
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Mother Chode

a derogatory term for a stupid person and or a man of African or Indian decent
that stupid black guy is a mother chode
by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 2, 2024
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Chode

A penis of a man/woman/ect. That is bigger in width than length
Carter has a chode, and because he has one the huzz doesn't get too rowdy with him 🙁
by KMONEY9674 December 9, 2024
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