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California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
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caligotnis

Hey I’m my girl told me she’s feeling like a caligotnis
by caligotnis November 15, 2020
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California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

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California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020
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California Dad

A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1

"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020
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Capitol Siege

A very dangerous sex position involving tear gas, broken glass, and Molotov cocktails.
“Bro, I just ran a Capitol Siege on her ass.”
by alf33613 January 7, 2021
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Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie
That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.
by jesster79 January 12, 2021
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California condo

A vehicle bought and used primarily for residential purposes
Times are hard but at least I have a California condo.
by Balls2Wall February 15, 2021
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