Child

by Ben_is_a_child May 03, 2018
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childs

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a childs cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
by Steven big gay lol August 25, 2020
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reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.
Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
by sleepercell28 August 11, 2011
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Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.
Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-
by FunkyF0rk November 30, 2023
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Bum Child

Bum Child (noun):

A term used colloquially to refer to a person, usually a young individual, who spends an excessive amount of time loitering or wandering aimlessly in urban areas, often without a specific purpose or occupation. The phrase "bum child" typically conveys a sense of someone who seems lost, directionless, or idle, idling away their time without engaging in productive activities. It can also imply a carefree attitude or a lack of responsibility towards conventional societal norms.
"Every weekend, you can spot that bum child hanging around the city park with no job or plans, just killing time. What a bum child!“
by Bem_Hand December 30, 2023
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Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids
Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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