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Brandon Lang

Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
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A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick
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Brandon

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A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic
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brandon hs

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