"Oh boy, time to grind myself to Taco Bell because I'm going to explode myself in a Walmart public bathroom!"
by alifnazmi101 May 14, 2023
Guy 1: I've been unable to shit for 3 days straight. What do I do?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?
by Pokedex #184 November 04, 2017
by Jimmy John has sandwiches February 25, 2022
by Retropropane November 16, 2022
Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!
Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
Diarrhea inducer
Bro I just shit in your toilet so hard I probably clogged the entire sewer system
Frickin' taco bell
Frickin' taco bell
by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021