Anal Beef 

When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.

Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!

Anal Beef by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011

Roast Beef Curtains 

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”

Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”

Roast Beef Curtains by Tired Feminist May 31, 2021

corned beef curtains 

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

corned beef curtains by specialk July 23, 2003

roast beef sheets 

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat

Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.

roast beef sheets by Exotic Carnivore November 27, 2009

Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.

My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.

Midwest Beef Basket by Framethrower June 8, 2011

i smell like beef

A video originally posted on YouTube that later becomes a meme.

By the way, just search I smell like beef on YouTube.
I SMELL LIKE BEEF

Kid: I smell like beef.
Adult: OH HONEY NO U SMELL BADDDD

i smell like beef by viperinafire February 5, 2018

Wank and Beef 

Going into an Arby’s bathroom, jerking off, and then ordering a roast beef sandwich

Joel went to Arby’s on his lunch break and ordered the Wank and Beef

Wank and Beef by OfficialArbys January 29, 2023