Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Beaded Curtain

When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.

Dude you passed out last night and Kable gave you a Beaded Curtain!

by Cakecakegee June 30, 2011

Beadoig

A derogatory term used for candy ravers

"oh look at my pretty bracelets! Im such a beadoig!"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

Beard World

Where a person goes when they are high on marijuana. The equivalent of Margaritaville for those who drink.

Frankie: Where are you going ? On a burn run ?
Will: Yeah, we're on our way to Beard World.

by Colleen Barbie March 31, 2008

Beardgut

A hairy beer gut

Hayley: Check out Kyle and Chris furbattle wrestling with confetti stuck to their nipples
Anna: Yeah, Chris has a hot Beardgut
Hayley: Kyle's is hotter!
Anna: Yeah whatever!

by Meekalogical February 3, 2009

Beardation

To divert a conversation from all truth and realism. Similar to fonejacking.

person 1: Hi, you comin out later?
person 2: Nah mate, i'm on the run from like 10 coppers atm coz i set a tramps beard on fire.
person 1: bulls***!!

...and so on person 2 continues to lie, or carry out beardation.

by getyourraddout August 6, 2009

Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.

My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.

by MR WOLF June 15, 2010