ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.

I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.

by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009

grandpa balls

droopy balls often associated with the elderly

some loser gave her an arabian mask with his dirty ol' grandpa balls

by Bill K March 23, 2007

Crunchy balls

What happens to you when you don't shower for few days and the sweat and dirt collaborate on your ballsack making them crunchy.

I got crunchy balls from my dirty nut sack .

by Assbark January 30, 2010

Balls In A Knot

When you get a wedgie so bad that it makes your balls hurt just like they tied in a knot.

Ron: "Dude, I just a major wedgie!"
Denny: "Man, that must have hurt like hell!?"
Ron: "Yah, I pretty much had my balls in a knot!"

by ManOfCars June 14, 2009

Ball Shorts

Wearing a pair of shorts that are loose and repeatedly showing your nuts to other people when sitting down. Usually on a bench of some sort. It helps if you make rapid hand movements by the area of vision.

Dude, did you see Jason's balls through his leg hole?

yea, those are some real Ball Shorts

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

crap ball

looking or feeling like shit.

Damn, i look like a crap ball today.

by Breannaa February 5, 2008

fuckin' balls

An exclamation, for pain, boredom, seeing a set of testicles, something that sucks... balls.

Fuckin' balls this chicken sandwich tastes like ass!
Fuckin' balls there is nothing on T.V.!
Steve, Fuckin' Balls, why are you being such a fag!
That guy's Fuckin' Balls are hanging out!

by Beau & Luke Cormier May 26, 2006