asian takeout

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.

Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.

by That one nigger April 4, 2018

asian treasure

free salt, tissues & cutlery at restaurants that asian parents have taken

You couldn't ever compete with my arsenal of asian treasure.

by Ragdollio June 15, 2022

Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed

Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?

by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021

Estera(asian)

Estera is a a term for an asian withal a colossal forehead. It's atleast 52 inches wide and 72 inches tall

Estera your forehead is estera(asian)

by Estera March 1, 2022

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.

Hey Asian Jesus what’s up!

by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018

Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.

John asian handicapped Vanessa last night.

by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018