when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.
by jody May 14, 2003
A sex maneuver where a male places one of testicles in each of his mates eye sockets and bounces up and down repeatedly.
by j0h November 19, 2007
A drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the Black-Angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of Hamms.
Jess had only lived in Texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the Houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.
by Jess Hogan December 01, 2003
John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.
by WickedPoptaht September 06, 2008
When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.
Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
by Beansytein the third March 09, 2018
by the fighting armadillo January 07, 2010
A terribly hilarious show. Watch this high, drunk or sober and I guarantee plenty of laughs. Watching Chuck Norris fight computer high-jacking ninjas, roundhouse kicking Asian drug lords and using a jet-pack (you read that right) all make for one hilarious show.
-Dude, lets get high and watch old man chuck norris jump through some windows.
- Man, I don't even need to get high. Walker Texas Ranger is the shit
- Man, I don't even need to get high. Walker Texas Ranger is the shit
by >Kyle< October 30, 2005