asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.

OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.

by IOnlySwallow6969 June 9, 2016

asian circle

A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.

After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.

by asian_circles September 21, 2016

Asianed

Past tense, for someone who looked Asian at on point in time. Most likely stoned to the bone

Man, last week at that party, we all were Asianed!

by Big Smokey May 5, 2018

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Asian Zombie Soup

A relatively well known pharmaceutical drug thats also quite commonly used recreationally.

(like)1: AZS (asian zombie soup)
(like)2: Oz..

by Olberrman July 20, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

asian keed

A very agresive kid who iq is 99999999. if his test is les than A+++, his parents will belt him. his parents expect an 101/100 on his test if not the ICBM comes

Tim," bro did you see that asian keed"
jo,"yea why"
asian keed hears conversation, " you idots. get bitches then talk to me"
Tim and jo gets emotional damage

by Terri101 October 8, 2023