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choc top

just got a choc top in the car park
by farahiscool July 20, 2021
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Top Racker

Someone who wears above an 8 in women's jeans at Abercrombie & Fitch, thus causing an employee to get out a step latter to reach the top rack where they are located.
"Yeah, I'm actually on my way to get a step ladder. This girl is a top racker."

"Where is the step ladder? This girl I'm helping is a top racker."
by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009
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Bling-top

A concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix "top" (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), "bling-top" refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre' of lap-top computers being sold today.

Typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

Bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn't always a good thing.
"Did you see Parker's bling-top? The client thought he looked like a pimp"
by Tony March 30, 2004
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top off

to poop in someone else's butt
as an inside joke at a wedding by the best man: "when times are hard, you've always been there to top me off"

as an inside joke when filling people's beer cups at a party with a pitcher, filled up from the keg: "anyone need a top off?"

when you actually poop in someone else's butt
by meaty hand man September 29, 2008
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top deck

Another term for a person who's race is a mix of white and black; 1 parent is white, 1 parent is black. this word was founded after the chocolate top deck; white and black.
Ben is a top deck, he'll steal a car but then he'll return it.
by mc mickey December 18, 2005
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Green Top

A girl kicking/hitting/punching/etc a boy in the balls
"Avery green topped Gus!"
"Owww!!!"
by ItsCritic May 9, 2020
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top-shelf

A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
by Mark Towe December 7, 2005
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