Skip to main content

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
by pauky dounut October 24, 2008
mugGet the ham certains mug.

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
mugGet the HAM SALAD mug.

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.
by Do megabytes September 2, 2022
mugGet the Ham Sandwich mug.

host ham

The concept of providing a party's host with an additional ham, to replace the ham they are serving to you as a guest.
John stopped at the grocery store on the way to the family gathering to acquire the host ham.
by thehoserx December 26, 2023
mugGet the host ham mug.

hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
mugGet the hood ham sandwich mug.

[ham]

by Chris Towsnend January 10, 2009
mugGet the [ham] mug.

HAM

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
A damn pig waiting for more mud to run and slide in a mafuggin H.A.M.

In two words a H.A.M. Is a lame and/or a hoe ass motherfucker

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER May 11, 2024
mugGet the HAM mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email