A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.
MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.
by Jonnie C. September 25, 2008
Get the Jew Years Resolutionmug. by Kaiser1215 August 21, 2017
Get the sweating like a jewmug. by Katee420 October 31, 2011
Get the Glittering Jew Catmug. 1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.
2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
by Catty McGee October 24, 2018
Get the Court Jewmug. by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
Get the Jumping Jew Bagmug. by tayhot November 14, 2016
Get the sexy jew daddymug. A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.
by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016
Get the Fungus Dick Jewmug.