Big shit on the ground

Used when you dont know what to say but want the conversation to be funny or sarcastic

Person 1: *tells joke*
Person 2: Big Shit On The Ground

by justin mizuhara March 14, 2023

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

Shit nut

When your cat takes a shit and goes nuts

Cat why are you such a shit nut

by Sassy94 March 14, 2018

Shits and gigs

'Shits and giggles' for lazy people

I did it for shits and gigs

by tripswitch August 19, 2024

Shit-Bitch

A) A woman or girl that exhibits low-class behaviour and is often times untrustworthy and/or dishonest.

B) A woman or girl that exhibits malicious and/or malevolent behaviour.

Be careful of Karen. She is an absolute Shit-Bitch.

by TeaPlease December 1, 2025

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023