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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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Brady From School

Brady is derived from the name that stereotypically is a nerdy, geeky person. A fake person used in arguments when you want to make fun of someone. May or may not actually exist.
Person R: You're worse than Brady!
Person JK: Who's Brady?
Person R: Brady from school.
Person JK: What?
Person R: He is really bad at games but he's way better than you.
by WotsitDude69 October 26, 2022
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Central Middle School

A school on the southeast of RDG, was previously called the “ Citadel “. where hoes get pregnant and everybody has their first child. Ratchet ass school with bad ass kids. Where Hood rats fights security guards.
“ Yo you seen how them p**sy ass north n*gga’s jumped them gwalas ? “ “ Why the hell did they change it to Central Middle School ? “
by nbk1500 August 25, 2019
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School

Basically a dungeon stands for:
S: Seven

C: Cruel
H: Hours
O: Of
O: Our
L: Lives
I dont want to be at school................its such a waste of my time.
by anonymous190282 March 24, 2022
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Elementary School

Extra
Life
Ended
Mentality
Endangered
Not
Trying
Reading
Youth

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life

It is a horrible place and everything is hard
Girl: Fifth grade is so horrible
Boy: 8 more days of elementary school, just 8 more days
by Girlgod May 16, 2019
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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