I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”

Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

by femcelpilled May 13, 2022

You Smell

An individual who has very bad smelling body odor, and everyone noticing the smell in whatever time that individual is in.

"You smell dude"

"My mom said you smell"

"At the party yesterday everyone was talking about how you smell after you had left"

by Infinitezeitgeist June 4, 2024

I Hear You

Don’t believe anything you saying

“I miss you”
“I hear you

by NiqqueRenee January 7, 2021

You all

The plural of “you”. A variation of the Southern term “y’all” primarily used in Kentucky.

“What are you all doing later?”
“Watching the Bengals game, probably.”

by Docblue September 8, 2022

Fishing is boring until you catch a fish

Be patient.

Just wait a few days for a reply. Fishing is boring until you catch a fish.

by TheRoadLessTravelled August 17, 2025