Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
Get the Stroking my shitmug. Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
Get the Shit dickmug. by Meme-all-star 3000 March 5, 2023
Get the Fat shitmug. A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022
Get the Shit-boxmug. "When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.
1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.
2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!
3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.
2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!
3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020
Get the Shit hit the fanmug. The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.
Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.
Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.
Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.
by Jetmortive May 4, 2025
Get the SHIT GOOSINGmug. The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.
Meaning #1:
Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.
Meaning #2:
Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.
Meaning #2:
Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021
Get the Shitmug.