shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.

"did you know we breathe air"
"no shit sherlock"

by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023

shit brickhouse

somebody so built so poorly they look like they are barely standing

amongst the worst insult for a gymbro

not to be confused with a brick shithouse

grandma: r u sure ur eating enough, ur so skinny ur beginning to look like a shit brickhouse

by avg_width_enjoyer January 3, 2023

force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.

"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."

by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015

Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.

A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.

by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018

shit

a training program. stands for Special High intensity training

I had to Take SHIT (Special High Intensity Training)for my job

by Jay773 January 6, 2016

shit

feces that come out the rear end

there's shit coming out your butt

by flowerpizzalover99 October 23, 2022