Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

Shit Dick

A person who anal fucks too often.

Look over there at Joey. What a shit dick.

by shitty_butthole October 25, 2019

shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

FUCK shit

Playin games an bullshiting all the time an lyin

Girl u r always on that fuck shit

by Jason McNealy June 11, 2017

Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

Hopperian Shit

This term is coined by (incredible) photographer and visual artist, Pete Muller.

Hopperian shit refers to a solitary and/or contemplative mood, much like the term's namesake: Edward Hopper, an "American painter whose realistic depictions of everyday urban scenes shock the viewer into recognition of the strangeness of familiar surroundings. He strongly influenced the Pop art and New Realist painters of the 1960s and 1970s."

"Nathan looking at some Hopperian shit"
"The weather's cold and I'm on some Hopperian shit"

by rmjoe July 21, 2021