Shope type shit

Silly, not factually based or irrelevant to the topic

That new employee has no idea what he is doing, told the customer wrong info straight Shope type shit

by Bald chunky Monkey April 3, 2025

Dutton that Shit

When one attempts to cowboy (i.e. bullrush) their way through a situation that is going to obviously end poorly.

That rancher trying to tame feral horses is gonna Dutton that Shit

by Dntbdum April 6, 2025

Soulmate Shit

Just casual soulmate tings, you know, that only soulmates do be knowing, with some extra pizzazz, a la ✨shit✨

Person 1: how is someone 2k miles away loving you better then men we've lived with?
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t

by pshmoddymudig April 7, 2025

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer

A Name used to describe the one and Only Cash Edward-Allen Baselice, as he is a Sensei in the martial art of Bulgogi Shit Packing.

Watch out for Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer, he caught Ryan the other day in the alley way and it wasn't pretty.

by Sig.a. April 7, 2025

shit twister

When somebody has a diarrhea attack all over the toilet and back of the wall.

A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."

by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.

I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

That's that shit I don't like

That, sure, but also that petty, smug, self-righteous people like you have created a system that allows you to reward yourselves for being petty, smug, self-righteous while simultaneously inflating the value of your lives while deferring the cost to the dregs of society. You're perfectly fine with me being impoverished but you are doing this to me because you don't think you should have to pay the price for doing it. You are mad now that YOU prioritizing YOURSELF over ME cost you something? I explained to you exactly what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT. YOU didn't think you needed ME and you DID need me. You were perfectly willing to discard me like a piece of fucking trash. Where were you when I was left without a job? WHERE WERE YOU WHILE I WAS SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK? Fucking your wife? Hugging your kids? Telling yourself you were better than the people who weren't?

Hym "Yeah, both of you are aligning against be but I'll ask you... What are you stopping? What are you stopping me from doing? I'm literally not doing anything. The only thing you stopped me from doing is saving your kids and defending myself and my family from whatever the fuck you want to call this. I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE THAT NO ONE HAD THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME. But there is no BOTH of you, is there? Not really. Anti-Christian bias? You are beholden to a God that you will never interact with and you are desperate to impose that on anyone who will let you. You wanted to be the creature and look what happened. You can't blame me for anything here. You have far more control over the situation than I do. If I'm going insane then you are in the driver seat AND YOU ARE FA-LOORING IT RIGHT NOW. And that's that shit I don't like."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025