oh shit

When you try to find a normal definition on Urban Dictionary and people turn it into a sex joke. But hands to you, if you try to find a normal definition on urban dictionary then you are a gay psychopath

Person 1: searches anything on UD
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄

Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 19, 2025

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

type shit

type shit

cool dude #1: type shit
cool dude #2: type shit

by cool due #13 August 26, 2025

Shit Goblet

For a special kind of Arsehole

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet”

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025

Shit

Things, Stuff, or A Literal Turd.

What shit is that?

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

Slavic little shit

The name for a obedient little sex slave that wants to suck your throbbing cock whenever you order him/her to do so.

Johnathon: "Connor is such a Slavic little shit, he sucks my erection whenever I order him to."

Connor: (Penis sucking noises) Mmmph... So thick~

by Connorhasbigchode August 30, 2025