dick

either you’re a 10 year old who thinks saying words like these is cool or you accidentally typed it instead of duck

text 1: i like dicks
text 2: DUCKS

by someone who doesn’t like amber May 20, 2022

dick turtle

When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb

"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"

by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017

Pick A Dick

The choice a female (or male) make when deciding what dick to take.

Man "Pick A Dick"
Woman "Geesh. Don't rush me. I'm thinking"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 5, 2021

Dicking

A word used to describe two lesbian girls sword fighting with strap on dildos

Boy 1 : Omg what are those lesbians doing

Boy 2 : They’re dicking

by flabby69 December 28, 2022

Iris Robles Got The Best Dick sucking Lips

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Iris Robles Got The Best Dick sucking Lips

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

dick

sloppy toppy

omg chris’s dick was so good

by anonymous July 19, 2021