Show your mug

Show your mug means to show a picture of yourself, whoever asked to see your mug wants to see what you look like

Alice: show your mug!

by Arrii September 16, 2023

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

Broke your Neck

Someone who turned there neck too hard, that IT BROKE:0Thats why they smell like booty.

Person 1 :Yo look at that person fall off a chair!
Person 2:Turns neck*
Person 1:AH,BROKE YOUR NECK!

by Crackhead Didi202 January 24, 2019

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024

duck your cock

When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.

I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.

by JZKees March 13, 2022

Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 May 13, 2011

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014