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trick shit

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.
We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.
by HamboneFakenamington11 January 14, 2024
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Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time
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Shit baggery

When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.
Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
by anonymous May 25, 2023
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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.
"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.
by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021
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shit sandwich

Opposite of a compliment sandwich. A positive section sandwiched between two negative sections.
Ben Shapiro's movie reviews are shit sandwiches. He says the movies are bad, then describes good things, then repeats that they are bad.
by duggie2 November 7, 2025
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Shit kicker

A Shit Kicker is a badass intellectual autodidact. A shit kicker is curiously finding out what is this schlemiel or organization thought about politic, theology, science and other subjects. and then, the shit kicker served the schlemiel's pronounce up as a logical fallacy. Which it might be.

Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Groucho Marx, Jordan Peterson, Sam Harris, Voltaire, Benjamin Franklin, Ben Shapiro, Matt Dillahunty, Lauren Southern, Louis C. K., George Carlin
Shit kicker, Christopher Hitchens wrote this, "Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it."
by Son of Dionysis January 13, 2019
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