Dumbdy Dumb-Ass

For someone so stupid or lazy

Ex.Adam says “Keith get your Dumbdy Dumb-Ass up”

by TheIrateDemon October 12, 2019

Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.

by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019

Lard-Ass

It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...

I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.

by Yur a face October 13, 2019

Twig ass

1 - When a guy is so god damn skinny, that you can literally punch him and he'll be crying for his mommy

2 - When a girl has a super flat ass

Literally that guy's a twig ass. I can take him down by just slapping him

by Umumum yes October 14, 2019

Slap That Ass Season

In October it is known to be slap that ass season

Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.

by Khris Mich October 15, 2019

hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.

Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨

by Leonardo Riot Garica The Man April 4, 2018

Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.

Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".

by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018