Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.

My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.

by Cross67 September 26, 2014

man under the sea

A man who likes his pussy extremely wet and suckable.

I wanna be the man under the sea with you baby

by kilik21 March 13, 2015

geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure

by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015

Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016

falling under

To be under hellish conditions against one's will & succumb to notions of death......

"In his padlock cell---he's falling under....."

"In his padlock cell---he's falling under....."

by Artemis Valentino September 18, 2016

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018