Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety

Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”

by Scurvy Sailor October 06, 2020

Wow Point

Alternative word to denote an exclamation mark (!), a symbol representing suprise, excitement, anger or any other emphasis.

TIP's wife walks in on him and his ho and TIP says "o shit!" with a wow point.

by A&J Edmonds December 24, 2006

Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!

by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 09, 2020

snazz points

a type of achievement awarded by the public after a cool/fresh/fly act or state of being

Sally buys fabulous new shoes
Devin: 20 snazz points
Sally: I know aren't they soo hip?
Devin: ....Minus 15 snazz points for that comment

by LuckyWaters January 09, 2011

60 Point Team

A fantasy baseball team that dwells in the cellar and has to fight, tooth and nail to avoid the OLRL protection penalty.

Oh man !! Billy has a 60 point team. He has a lot of power and shaky closers , but all his guys hit .226 and are banged up.

by rotoking March 25, 2011

Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

by Zack, The Pisces January 07, 2013