When you're done fucking her ass and you pull out and draw a heart on the small of her back with her shit.
by sl0ppy 2nds July 18, 2025
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“YOU’RE THE HEART, MIKE!” said at the worst time possible because Will Byers likes to ruin his life.
by charcoaltasteslikeshit. August 29, 2025
Get the You’re the heart mug.Asynchronous hearts describes a relationship dynamic where emotional availability between partners is misaligned — one person is open, ready, and seeking connection while the other is closed off, distracted, or emotionally distant. It’s not about lack of love, but about timing that never quite matches.
Her former husband texts his ex-wife a heartfelt message, hoping to reconnect. He’s in a place of healing and openness. She reads it, feels the weight of it, but isn’t ready to respond. A week later, she sends a warm reply — but by then, he has pulled back, unsure if the door is still open. They keep missing each other emotionally, like ships passing in fog. A classic case of asynchronous hearts.
by Briton Phillip September 1, 2025
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Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful
Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful
by Gilroysgotit October 18, 2025
Get the Purple heart mug.Similar to the "King of Spades", it is a white male that usually leads the "Queen of Hearts" (A female of any race who almost exclusively dates white men), who are themselves usually followed by a "Jack of Hearts" (A male of any race who likes to be dominated/cucked by white women/men)
by R3V3N4NT October 19, 2025
Get the King of Hearts mug.A hand gesture where a heart is made using your thumbs and middle fingers from both hands. The thumbs formthe bottom of the heart and the middle fingers forming the curved part. The meaning behind it can vary depending on the how the person making it intends.
The first meaning is an exaggerated version of love or affection while using the vulgar meaning of the middle fingers as the exclamation.
The second meaning has a more obscene or vulgar nature where the emotional meaning of the heart is used to exaggerate the vulgar representation of the middle finger.
The first meaning is an exaggerated version of love or affection while using the vulgar meaning of the middle fingers as the exclamation.
The second meaning has a more obscene or vulgar nature where the emotional meaning of the heart is used to exaggerate the vulgar representation of the middle finger.
Meaning One (Exclamatory Affection): “He gave her a middle finger heart to say I f*cking love you!*
Meaning Two (Vulgar Expression): “He gave her a Middle Finger Heart to say I’d love to f*ck you*
Meaning Two (Vulgar Expression): “He gave her a Middle Finger Heart to say I’d love to f*ck you*
by SpeakYourSlang November 14, 2025
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