Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.
When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
by Isaac69420 May 21, 2023
Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
by Isaac69420 September 21, 2022
Gucci Surprise takes a little planning and is best achieved during quick sexual encounters aka, a quickie, ideally as soon as you get home from going out and your lust for each other is high. Get home, make sure partner places handbag on the nightstand / counter / bathroom sink, anywhere close to where there will be some fucking going down, rip clothes off and get after it, ending in the doggie style or simply "hitting it from behind" position. Now, this is important...right when you know your partner, the one you are behind, is about to climax grab the hand bag, place it over there head, and hold on as long as you can while still going at it and yelling Gucci Surprise Bitch! (you can leave bitch in or out, depends on how close you are) It's really great because as all the contents are falling on their head, they are then covered in darkness, but immediately know where they are cause every purse has a distinct smell. Hold on... You can also call this the "Hand Bag Hoe Down"
Got home last night after the bars, Ashley was all horned up, we got home and didn't make it past the kitchen until she dropped her purse on the counter and started pulling my pants down, was a perfect set up...I smashed it out from behind while she was facing the oven and ended it with a Gucci Surprise. Managed to hold on for about 15 seconds before she bucked me off.
by Hogpoo January 20, 2021
The sexual act of the other partner injecting one of the 5 fingers located on the human hand into the said anus
by thegms June 05, 2024
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 02, 2024
by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024