The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.
Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.
by motor( . )( . )boat December 15, 2008
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This is particularly relevant in reference to a serial status-updater - you know there is something HUGE happening if they will log in to update you on the most insignificant information otherwise.
This is particularly relevant in reference to a serial status-updater - you know there is something HUGE happening if they will log in to update you on the most insignificant information otherwise.
Katy: "Wow, what's going on Jayde? You always have something to say in your status updates?"
Jayde: "Yeah I know, I know... Actually there HAS been something rather huge happen, but it's kind of left me statusless as I can't find the words to say what I mean in a status update!"
Jayde: "Yeah I know, I know... Actually there HAS been something rather huge happen, but it's kind of left me statusless as I can't find the words to say what I mean in a status update!"
by KatyKaty180 April 20, 2010
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When someone utterly, disgustingly blasts someone on their status. Airing out dirty laundry. To emotionally slaughter someone on your status. To put they bidness out there.
Usually something that very immature people do (i.e. straight out of high school chicks). Makes both parties involved look bad. So wrong and tasteless!
Usually something that very immature people do (i.e. straight out of high school chicks). Makes both parties involved look bad. So wrong and tasteless!
Example: Dear ____ I want my $1,000 back that you used to kill your baby. That's right ____ was pregnant, but she took care of it.
"Dang she even tagged the girl she called out on her stabus."
"Dang did you see how she just put ____ on blast in her stabus. Man, I'll never tell her my business."
"Dang she even tagged the girl she called out on her stabus."
"Dang did you see how she just put ____ on blast in her stabus. Man, I'll never tell her my business."
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Get the Doing Stats mug.A movement that seeks to make all the states in the southwestern US an independant nation because of all the bad laws and policies in the US.
There are two factions to the movement.
The left wing faction that is mostly made up of hispanics that resent the treatment they get because of there language and race when they are only coming here to find a better life. It is associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom admendmentand the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes the US interfers too much in peoples personal lives and taxes them to death ect.
There are two factions to the movement.
The left wing faction that is mostly made up of hispanics that resent the treatment they get because of there language and race when they are only coming here to find a better life. It is associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom admendmentand the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes the US interfers too much in peoples personal lives and taxes them to death ect.
by The wrath of God September 26, 2010
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