Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.

Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Smash

When you have sexual feelings for a friend but no romantic feelings whats so ever

Do you have a crush in gabby

No way man, gabby is my smash. I just wanna have sex with my friend.

by Bluecollar boy October 27, 2018

Bro Smash

When two or more bros get together for a good, family-friendly Super Smash Bros tournament. Each match is typically played best of 5.

Chance: "Do you know what Friday is?"

Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"

by BestClimberEver June 20, 2022

Dine n' Smash

When you go out with someone just to get a meal and maybe some extras out of it.

Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.

by I swear I'm 18 Garcia September 4, 2017

Quad-smash

Referring to sexual relations with four people using the word "smash" meaning sex. Usually two guys and two girls but if the guy is super lucky, one guy and three girls. Three dudes and one girl is just too much dick.

Dude we need to plan out this quad-smash cause it's going to be pretty intense.

by Boss919 May 29, 2010

Smash

To eat a bunch of food or lots of drink while sober or not sober.

I smashed on that burger last night!

I smashed that 6-pack

by Kittykat331 December 23, 2019