by GBL116 June 4, 2018
Get the Jacob Shortmug. A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
Get the Porn Shortsmug. Official is the definition of short.
by cowbelly444 October 29, 2020
Get the Shortmug. “Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
Get the Popping a short-handed Joemug. Youtube Short form content designed to either lure a viewer into the comments while the video is not paused or has an image to read while the video is unpaused for massive viewer intake.
by ANCARTFACT May 21, 2023
Get the View Farming Shortmug. Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.
by Wordwise_8 October 3, 2022
Get the Short to the housemug. by coolmint88 September 22, 2022
Get the Short Short Storymug.