shit-glazed

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.

"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"

by hooligan0068 February 13, 2010

shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

by ebsva June 10, 2012

Shit for food

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

Shit limbo

The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.

The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.

by horsefeathers July 17, 2009

Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014

shit whift

The nauseating whiff of shit smell wafting from the restroom as the door swings open and closed.

After Matt left the restroom, I nearly puked in my chowder from the shit whift.

by Chedwardo January 15, 2018

Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017