self-goebbel

When one intentionally censors himself, usually in an electronic medium such as facebook, after posting something he knows is inflammatory in nature and is not worth the inevitable trouble that will arise because of it.

Pants typed something in the chat window he knew was unfair and judgemental, and before pressing enter, self-goebbeled himself and deleted the offending sentence.

by Slessy November 7, 2012

Self love hours

24/7
365 if leap year 366

Skyler : What the is it time ?
Inner dialogue: Don't forget self love hours. Oh yeah...that's right, I have self love.
Negative Person: Would you like to hang out sometime.
* Skyler checks her schedule*

{ Inner dialogue again: I love myself too much get involved with such like mindsets.}
Skyler: I'm Sorrow, I can not due to the fact that, I have to much responsibility right now.
Negative Person: Like what?
Skyler: I need to talk to Jesus.

Negative Person: ?
Skyler: I need to pray.

*Skyler leave the situation in God's hands and escapes the negativity.
Due to the fact of the Jesus Christ answering the prays*

by Skyler Jenkins August 5, 2025

Schrödinger Self-Worth

When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.

My low self esteem makes me have Schrödinger self-worth!

by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021

yeetus self deletus

when you yeet yourself into something or someone at a speed that may damage you

person 1: "runs fast into something"
person 2: why he doing that?
person 1: yeetus self deletus!!

by TETP May 22, 2021

Self-Triangulate

To check your own understanding and beliefs against the opinions of others

I self-triangulated after their speech and realised the only consistent point was confusion.

by Tosers September 16, 2025

Self-Restraint

You know when you just want to catch everything in sight on fire? Or fist fight people with no warning hoping multiple people try to stop you so you can fight them too? Or steal some rich old white guy's third car so you can test it out in a police chase in the middle of the night? Or maybe paint yourself in the blood of a non-descript animal and just walk around in public with a huge smile being way too friendly and close to others for somebody obviously covered in any blood whatsoever? But you think about it and don't even though you have no respect for society's comfort? Yeah. That's the ticket.

I don't care enough to demonstrate self-restraint. I'm in more of a public bondage mood today.

by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022

self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental

"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"

by Portmaguese July 13, 2012