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Russian Carwash 

When a guy is sweaty and gets all of his ball sweat on his hand than wipes it on anothers face.
FUCKIN A! Nick just gave me a russian carwash and sum got in my mouth!
Russian Carwash by BartDawgFizzle November 7, 2008
Colui il quale è mortifero dalla linea dei 6,25 metri
Rouge disse: un anonimo giocatore dell'armistizio nelle ultime 7 partite ha un 20 su 32 da 3.......che fenomeno!!!!!!!!!!
Giulio disse: Ara macaco
Rusin by diocan April 10, 2003

russian puppet situation 

A situation when in something sticks something else in which something else sticks...
Not only for real things also for knotty problems
Yesterday we got a a Russian puppet situation with a packet which was sent to Rose, but inside was a also a letter for Dan and in Dans letter was also a page for Harry
russian puppet situation by Ljuk January 11, 2008

Russian Headstand 

It is when the girl is on her head on a couch and the guy is holding her legs while they are having sex.
Dude me and my girl did a russian headstand yesterday.

russian charlie river spill

the act of putting a live excited fish that is atleast 5.4 inches long and inserting the fish into a condom or bag and putting it in the rectum or vagina.

this is also a form of bestiality and probebly illegal so dont do it, or do it i dont care your hole.
i went swimming and found a fish and shoved it up my ass and got a good old russian charlie river spill.

Russian Sea Urchin 

When a female is double fisted by her partner and the fingers are then extended so as to resemble a sea urchin.

Derived from a double version of the Russian starfish
She bragged that she could totally take a Russian starfish, so I gave her a Russian Sea Urchin and she squealed.