bro mitzvah

For non-Jewish boys, an excuse to have a huge party and receive lots of presents!

Boy A- Dude, are you going to George's Bro Mitzvah?! It's gonna rock!

by Haley Barth March 02, 2008

bro stare

A common ultra bro attack, it is when a stare is given, usually lasts for several seconds, if the person who is being stared out lacks intelligence and/or maths equations, they suddenly explode, 4 unit students can reflect it by holding up a cross made of 4 unit maths equations

*ultra bro stare*
*general maths student explodes*
*4 unit maths students deflects attack*
*bro explosion*

by LaRgO December 06, 2004

lax bro

A male who plays the sport of lacrosse and for some reason thinks that this automatically makes him the "chillest" guy ever. Lax bros tend to wear $2 lacrosse pennies that they got from a summer camp in public. Lax bros will never fail to overreact to anything they hear that may resemble a threat or challenge. Lax bros commonly don't attempt any education for they think they will get into a Division 1 university just for playing lacrosse. Lax bros tend to be dochebags to anyone who is not among them, and learn about 70% of their vocabulary from the MTV show Jersey Shore And lastly, they will systematically rip on any other sport simply because they have fixated themselves so much on lacrosse that any other sport is considered "gay" to them.

Normal lacrosse player: Why are you wearing a lacrosse penny?
Lax bro: You talkin' to me bitch? You wanna fight?
Normal lacrosse player: What?

by oreo1234567890 January 07, 2011

menage a bro

A bromance between three straight guys.

Tom and Harry have had a bromance going on, but since Dick showed up, it has turned into a menage a bro.

by ckgis4me March 09, 2011

Bro Blast

When a friend of yours blows his load in your mouth or ass.

When your buddy tells you your breath stinks and offers to Bro Blast you by cleaning out your tonsils with some hot Llama Milk!

by El Gooch! April 07, 2011

Skank bro

A skank bro exemplifies the low standard of hygene and sexual promiscuity demonstrated in the female skank. Skank bros typically are clothed in wife beaters, tight jeans or sweat pants, and have a single gold chain. Skank bros often attempt to grow facial hair, but are incapable, leaving them with a pitiful wisp of hair on their chin.

Did you see the skank bro Tanya hooked up with at the sports bar?

by Joe No One October 24, 2008

holistic bros

Males who know, and associate with one another, and have shared more than one woman, on occasion.

Dude, he's trailing me, we're total holistic bros, sharing hole after hole, he's been with many of the same bitches as me...

by Arc Styles January 31, 2010