When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.
Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo
Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo
Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
by SteveHarvey7 March 16, 2024
Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018
my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!
that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
by LilPapaMcChoppa July 22, 2022
by El Diablo 6669 October 05, 2022
When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)
John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.
Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.
Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
by jizzjuggernumber1 June 30, 2024
1. The act of getting a large amount of jizz all over something or someone.
2. Having a good time.
3. When something is amazing.
2. Having a good time.
3. When something is amazing.
1. “Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?”
2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”
3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”
2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”
3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”
by momluver69 October 17, 2021
When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
by Trollbert June 30, 2022