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sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it
"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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Damp wet sausage

The act of hitting a baseball for a double or more
Wow wheels that’s a nice damp wet sausage
by Rawr xd 7878 May 22, 2022
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Sausage Fest

When there are no girls in sight, you're part of one big cock fight and beer pong is the time of your life.

40 dudes and 5 girls crammed in an apartment at a tech school party.
Ty's the coolest guy at the party people gather around him,
as he is bragging about the nicotine content in his e-cig
he combs the party like his Pompadour, you know that makes him look real frat
it seems like pussy's what he came here for, but you know there aint none of that
cause we're at a Sausage Fest

- Taken from "Sausage Fest" by the band "Sup?"
by Tombruh June 29, 2016
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Sausage Basher

A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.
Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!
by Peter Griffin12 February 28, 2011
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Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.
Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!
by Cronklet November 15, 2017
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Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.
"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."
by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022
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sausage sniffer

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis
by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024
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