play multiplayer by yourself

to masturbate or jack off

I have to go.

Why? To play multiplayer by yourself?

by m2150 December 5, 2007

play the b-side

Essentially, anal sex.

A crude and somewhat chauvinistic analogy which compares making love to a girl to playing a record. The a-side is 'regular' or vaginal intercourse, so it therefore follows that the b-side is anal intercourse.

"So did you flip her over and play the b-side?"

"Oh yeah."

by juba73 January 12, 2005

We play no games

If some one is up in your business tell the to step off and say we play no games. You have to get in there face about it and make it with emotion. It means i'm not kidding, don't mess with me or I'll kick your ass.

Porsha: What are you looking at?
Tasha: What do you think?
Porsha: We play no game bitch.

by Missy July 1, 2004

Go play with traffic

something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment

sarah - lets go feed the hens

peter - no, go play with traffic

by grogsy September 13, 2006

playing me close

Defined as aggressively watching, or following a persons every move.

"Man my damn boss be playing me close".

by Javi mane September 14, 2015

The Comcast Triple Play

When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.

Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good

by deathafterkarma August 19, 2008

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011