beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

beat you shitless

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.

Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!

by Ass Beater 69 May 14, 2017

Alien type beat

New genre created by DJRednas and L.bä Da rapper

Alien type beat is the best genre

by L.bä January 18, 2022

beat some heats

smoke cigarettes; to smoke massive quantities of cigarettes while pounding some beers or alcohol of some sort

Hey, Grant do you want to come over and pound some beers, and beat some heats tonight?

by what November 10, 2003

Beat N’ Eat

1) the simultaneous actions of beating your meat and eating out your partner.

2) the action of beating your and/or your partners meat, proceeded by the action of you eating your partner out, and/or your partner eating you out.

Also see: Suck N’ Fuck

After foreplay, my partner loves to partake in a good ol’ Beat N’ Eat.

by Supersoaker9000 June 17, 2019

crash cart beat

A part of a song, full song, or beat in a song that is so nasty that it could potentially give you a heart attack, therefore rolling you out on a crash cart in the middle of the show.

1: Yo these crash cart beats are rolling over our faces.

2: Yeah man Skrillex is the sh*t!

by starogre February 23, 2011